Fear the walking derp

Fear the walking
Derp.

Who talk with
Thumbs.

Giggly duckfaced
Cyber twerps.

(mentally
Numb.)

+

Half
of me
Seeks
To Save Us
All;

and
Bring back
Every sacred
PART,

that man played
Before the fall!

(Of  the Kingdom
once called Art)

+

I fear the walking
Derps,

but view them
Not
As Common Enemies.

It's not the
Fault of duckfaced
Twerps.

(Society breedeth
Zombies. )